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this isn’t going to be on the album ‘cause i hate you.
my uncle fucks big feets
if I’m to believe
all the shit he tells me when we’re under sheets
but who am I to judge?
while I’m writing in a hipster blog
masturbating to gorillas covered in chocolate fudge
whip off the shit smudge
on your dirty cheeks
hide the bodies in a bag
in a creek
but don’t tell Dawson
cause I’m fucking awesome
trail of dead bodies and 3 fucking bears
turn their happy home into my unhappy lair
working on the telefunk ‘88 album
so shut the fuck up and deal with that cow lick.